Question by Janna: Can you come up with a funny story using these phrases?
Can you come up with a funny story using these phrases?

Like a blowed up duck
Can’t stop trembling, I got problems!
Ain’t nothing new about that
I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole
They say it’s healthy to sweat
His eyes balls was stickin’ out of their sockets!

Best answer:

Answer by Sunshine♥ MattBaby
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1873

“Festus and The Duck”

Festus: “Doc…I’m a’ tellin’ ya. I **Can’t stop trembling, I got problems!** If I’m lying I’m dying!! It looked **Like a blowed up duck** !!! Why, that varmit was the strangest thang I’ve ever saw!”
Doc:” Uh huh……. You say it was three feet tall and weighed about 50 pounds?”
Festus:”Pretty nears.What do ya think it was?!”
Doc:” The imaginings of an idiot!! That’s what it was!” He rubbed his face,shook his head, and stared.”
Festus:”There you go!! You’re so nasty. **Ain’t nothing new about that.** Just as nasty as a prostitute standin’ on the corner on a rainy night.
Doc: ” **I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole.** Goodnight you numbskull.”
Festus walked away, mumbling and grumbling…… **They say it’s healthy to sweat** but I think I’m getting plum sick over this thang.” He turned and yelled at Doc…… ” And **His eyes balls was stickin’ out of their sockets!** SO THERE, ya old scutter!!”

If you are a fan of “Gunsmoke,” you’ll enjoy this, I think.
This is the way Doc anf Festus spoke to each other. Their’s was a unique relationship. hahaha

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Question by ohaithurr: What are some movies similar to It’s Kind Of a Funny Story?
I’m bored and I want to watch a movie that is similar to the movie It’s Kind of a Funny Story, which I just watched like yesterday.

Best answer:

Answer by Ke K
I consider “Its a Kind of a Funny Story” in the mixed genre of teen love, inspirational and comedy. So the following are some of the movies I think is related to it. Hope it helps…! =)

Inspirational with teen drama: Little Miss Sunshine (2006) / TransAmerica (2005) / Thank you for smoking (2005) / Orange County (2002)

Teen Love with Comedy: 17 Again (2009) / It’s a boy girl thing (2006) / She’s the Man (2006) / Easy A (2010)

Comedy: Date night (2010) / Get Smart (2008) / Due Date (2010)

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by kodomut

Article by Ajax

Before writing a “Love story”, Erich Segal published books on the Greek tragedian Euripides and the comic Roman playwright Plautus. He was born in Brooklyn, N.Y and got his master’s degree in classics in 1959 from Harvard. He taught Greek and Roman literature at Yale University and dabbled in screenplays for a number of years before the Love story came about as a staggering commercial success. He was also an honorary fellow of Wolfson College at Oxford University.

Originally a screenplay about start crossed love, Erich Segal’s “Love Story” is probably one of the best love stories ever told. A romantic novel that is sure to move you, it is about working-class Italian girl from Radcliffe and a Harvard boy from an old family. It chronicled the fate of, the highborn Oliver Barrett IV and the working-class Jennifer Cavilleri, who meet at Harvard, fall in love and, despite the arduous objections of Oliver’s family, get married. They are happy with each other, but life becomes cruel when Jenny is diagnosed with leukemia. With just a few days to live, the novel speaks about the emotional pain they both go through. Funny and flip, sad and poignant, it reveals the love that has no language but a lot of feelings. “Love Story” by Erich Segal is bound to move the compassion of love in you and to linger in your heart now and forever. It had the largest print order in the publishing history at the time. The novel spent more than a year on the New York Times hardcover best-seller list selling over 21 million copies in 33 languages.

Although “Love Story” was first published in 1970, the book is still found everywhere even today, in every bookshop in the best-sellers racks, and almost on every roadside book shop in nearly every Indian city. This book was made into a successful film that starred Ali MacGraw and Ryan O’Neal and became a huge hit, and was in production much before it was reworked as a novel.

If you love romantic novels, you can make this as a part of your collection by purchasing it at any online store. Besides the obvious convenience, buy books online offer huge discounts along with a whole collection of a large number of imported books. Websites that offer online shopping in India also provide a seven days return protection with free shipping and cash on delivery.

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Question by xxDozingGreenxx: POLL: What would be a good plot for a funny story about a band?
I usually post funny stories about this band I like on this other website and I am out of ideas. They’re a Goth band. What would be a funny story plot about the band?

BQ: Marilyn Manson, Ozzy Osbourn, or Alice Cooper?

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Answer by Princess Azula™
Maybe your penname should be Ebony Dark’ness Demetia Raven Way and your band can be called Bloody Gothic Rose 666.

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by rebecca_kristeen

Article by Ajax

Never mind if you are in love or not, but you can always listen or read someone else’s love story. It certainly is inspiring and makes you go through those never before felt emotion. Especially when it is written by none other than Eric Segal.

Erich Segal’s Love Story is not just another love story, but also rather an experience depicting the all-encompassing power of love. Most readers claim that this short novel of 120 pages made then laugh and smile in the beginning, and by the end of the story, they only had tears in their eyes. That does not mean the book runs over high on emotions and is about melodramatic situations. The story line evokes pathos and tragedy with an underlying sentiment of love and that is what makes Love Story popular even today.

As you read the book, you will discover it to be a masterpiece literature as well as a work of art. The story has the power to have a firm grip on the readers. In fact, the first sentence that is “”What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died? That she was beautiful and brilliant. That she loved Mozart and Bach. The Beatles. And me.” This apart, there is yet another memorable line that goes “Love means never having to say you’re sorry”.

A book of high ideals of love and romance, Love Story is sometimes funny and sometimes tragic. Almost four decades back it made the entire generation cry and laugh in love, and the impact continues to be the same. The plot centers around two young college graduates whose love for each other was strong that any other thing in the world. It made them pass through several harsh conditions of life. Oliver Barrett IV heralds from a rich family and is a Harvard Jock and Jennifer Cavilleri comes from a working-class background, and is the witty daughter of Cranston Rhode Island baker, with less of money and more of love. Oliver was all set to follow his father’s footsteps and Jennifer was all keep for academics and music and wanted to be there in Paris. There worlds were different, in simple words they were perfect opposites. However, as they met each other, it was altogether a different story for them.

Love Story by Segal is now available shopping websites. So if you are willing to buy books online, then you can browse this book in online shopping portals. Many websites are offering attractive discounts and you can check other books by the same author.

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Question by Naga: Tell me a funny story that happen to you recently?
Write a paragraph or more about a funny story or a joke pertaining to your experience.

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Answer by PandaBoo92
i recently just had my prom and i had quite a long dress on the night and we had to go up these stairs to where the party was being held and i tripped up on my dress not once not twice but THREE times in a row! Each time, my shawl was slipping off and some money fell out the side of my bag :$ sooo horrible! and the bouncers and boys, who were getting frisked at the bottom of the stairs, saw EVERYTHING!
X-O the horror!!!

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Some say play is a airy accompaniment of abstruse affiliation and joy. Play can be something we do by ourselves or with others, but it is aswell something we can watch others do. Play is generally declared as a time if we feel a lot of alive, yet we generally yield it for accepted and may absolutely overlook about it. Play can be absolutely positive, or accept a negative.

Most bodies accept that play is unproductive, and accordingly inferior to “productive” activities. Perhaps this is because we agree play with activity -happy blissful activity -that commonly is apparent as beneath important than thinking. Many of us accept lists, at home and at the office, prioritizing tasks by how advantageous they are. If we run out of time, we cut the fun being and do the “productive” being because we may feel accusable or bad if we play hooky or fail off by arena a bold of golf or chess, demography a backpack in the dupe or absorbed for an hour. New analysis on the academician contradicts this cultural adjournment of play, by emphasizing the accent of animosity and the call of activity safe and airy in adjustment to anticipate acutely and productively. Play teaches us how to

manage and transform our “negative” affections and experiences; it supercharges learning, and is a basal agency in acceptable brainy and concrete health. And, it can accomplish plan added pleasurable.

How can play activate the breeze state?

Psychiatrist and biographer Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi, (pronounced “chicks forward me high”) advised play in Sidney, Australia and declared it as a breeze accompaniment that requires just the appropriate antithesis of claiming and opportunity. If the bold is too harder or too easy, it loses its faculty of amusement and fun. Maintaining a breeze accompaniment in amateur with others requires all participants, behindhand of age or ability, to feel challenged, but not overwhelmed. Csikszentmihalyi’s analysis has been undertaken and accepted in several countries, and now alcove 250,000 surveys. In the breeze accompaniment we feel:

Why is play an important allotment of our lives?

Humans are advised by attributes to play, and accept played throughout evolution. Playfulness is an congenital adeptness that is hardwired into our abiogenetic code. Play is allotment of how bodies accept acclimatized and survived everywhere on Earth, from the tropics to the abundant chastening to the Arctic Circle. We wish to play because it is accustomed and axiological to our existence; it is one of the evolutionary mechanisms that enabled us to

develop as a species. Arena helps us survive by abutting us to added animal beings and to sources of activity and action aural ourselves. Play is accompanying a antecedent of calmness and relaxation, as able-bodied as a antecedent of dispatch for the academician and body.

Play will be important to our future. Some futurists accept said that we’ll charge to be added inventive, creative, and adjustable to handle the tasks, breeze and accent of activity in this aeon and beyond. A abiding (and fun) way to advance these abilities is to play – with your accouchement and grandchildren, your officemates and friends.

Why is it important to play at work?

When advisers chase pre-teen children’s attitude about play, they apparent that some accouchement alleged about aggregate they did “play” while others alleged about aggregate they did “work”. Reconnecting with the accouchement at the end of adolescence, the accouchement who anticipation of aggregate as play were added acknowledged and happier in academy and were added agreeable socially than the bodies who saw aggregate as “work”.

Success at plan does not depend on the bulk of time you work. It depends aloft the superior of work, and the superior of plan depends on the akin of abundance of the workers. The akin of abundance depends decidedly on the how generally they furnish themselves through play in any of its forms. Plan is area we absorb abundant of our time. That is why it is abnormally important for us to play during work. Without some recreation, our plan suffers.

Most of us accept been alive faster, harder, and smarter, and with abbreviating chargeless time. We aboriginal anticipation that alive faster, harder, and smarter would handle our added workload, but that is not the case. We still got abaft and became chronically overwhelmed. If the activity you’re alive on hits a austere annihilate (as they frequently do), branch out to the basketball cloister with your colleagues to shoot some hoops and accept a few action does a lot added than yield your apperception off the problem. If basketball isn’t your cup of tea, accepting a archetypal aeroplane contest, cogent stories, or aerial kites in the parking lot will aswell acquiesce your accord to the botheration to about-face and accredit you to access it from a new perspective. Interjecting play into the plan cycle: keeps you sane and anatomic during times of stress; refreshes your apperception and body; renews hope; triggers creativity; and increases energy.

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